If the trade succeeds, the thesis was correct. If it fails, the market misunderstood the thesis.
* THE INSTITUTE IS OPEN FOR QUESTIONABLE IDEAS
PROFESSOR DOOFNIK PRESENTS
A LITTLE
chaos.
A LOT OF
CONFIDENCE.
Meet the Professor of Chaos. Founder of Doofnomics. A visionary thinker who has never let facts get in the way of a good theory.
EST. WHENEVER✦PROOF OF DOOF.
FACULTY PORTRAIT / 001DOOFNIK ARCHIVES
OFFICIAL PORTRAIT ✦ APPROVED BY THE PROFESSOR HIMSELF
01 / MEET YOUR PROFESSOR
BRILLIANCE
BRILLIANCE
IS RELATIVE.
He studied economics.
Economics filed a complaint.
Introducing Professor Doofnik — celebrated founder of the Institute of Advanced Doofnomics, tireless defender of bad ideas, and possibly the only economist to have failed a peer review he conducted himself.
He does not predict the future. He simply explains why he was right after it happens.
Prof. Doofnik
FOUNDER & CHIEF MISINTERPRETATION OFFICER
EXPERTISEUNCONFIRMEDCONFIDENCEABSOLUTE
02 / THE ACADEMIC DISCIPLINEEST. UNDER QUESTIONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES
THIS ISN'T
ECONOMICS.
IT'S DOOFNOMICS.
The science of making spectacularly questionable decisions with immaculate confidence. A rigorous methodology. In theory.
THE ECONOMY
NOT REAL MARKET DATAClearly a downward trend.
Professor's diagnosis: Concerning, but academically fascinating.
SELECTED PRINCIPLESCLASSIFIED AS SCIENCE*
Research conducted after buying is still technically research.
*Every bad decision becomes educational if you call it tuition.
**NO ACTUAL SCIENTISTS WERE CONSULTED IN THE MAKING OF DOOFNOMICS.
03 / THE RESEARCH DESKPEER REVIEWED BY ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
GROUNDBREAKING
NONSENSE.
Finally, financial commentary with all the authority of a professor and none of the burden of being correct.
INSTITUTE OF ADVANCED DOOFNOMICSDOCUMENT Nº 001
PROFESSOR'S THESIS
“Markets cannot go down forever. Eventually the chart reaches the bottom of your screen.”
— Professor Doofnik ✶
THE THESIS
GENERATOR.
Tap for an academically questionable revelation. Every finding is locally generated, globally unnecessary.
ACCURACYNOT MEASUREDCONFIDENCEIMMENSE
DEPARTMENT 01APPLIED
CONFIRMATION BIAS
CONFIRMATION BIAS
Specializing in evidence we already agree with.
↗DEPARTMENT 02ADVANCED
CHART ROTATION
CHART ROTATION
The difference between tragedy and triumph is 180 degrees.*
↗DEPARTMENT 03STRATEGIC
BAG LONGEVITY
BAG LONGEVITY
Because “long-term investor” sounds better.
↗*Do not use Professor Doofnik's fictional “methods” to make actual financial decisions.
04 / ACADEMIC ADMISSIONSYOU LOOK
YOU LOOK
QUALIFIED.
Congratulations. Your complete lack of Doofnomics qualifications makes you the perfect candidate.
Generate your official, entirely unofficial certificate and join the world's least demanding faculty.
INSTITUTE DOCUMENT / 004NON-ACCREDITED SINCE FOREVER
✴THE INSTITUTE OF
ADVANCED DOOFNOMICS✴
ADVANCED DOOFNOMICS✴
THIS IS TO CERTIFY THATYOU, PROBABLYHAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DESIGNATEDCERTIFIED
CERTIFIED
DOOF
FOR EXTRAORDINARY CONFIDENCE IN THE ABSENCE OF CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE
STATUS: QUESTIONABLY VALIDCONFIDENCE: PERMANENT
05 / THE $DOOF FILE
SOMETHING IS
SOMETHING IS
BREWING.
Every academic empire needs paperwork. Professor Doofnik is still misplacing ours.
OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS / CA
TO BE ANNOUNCED
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